Our Adorable AKA Spawn of Satan Kitty

Yeah I know...isn't she soooooo cute?? Oh she is and so lovey when she wants to be, especially in the mornings, she is so happy to see us and rubs all over our faces and kisses us and purrrrs the loudest purrrr you ever heard from such a little thing, and we love her most of the time!....but you haven't seen her "dark" side! Let me tell you about this cute little siamse, stray kitty that we acquired.... she climbs walls, clothes and grama P's curtains; pulls clothes down from the hangers, races across our shelves with clothes on them and pulls them off , pulls pencils and pens out of holder with her mouth, and has them all over the house, climbs my shower curtain, shreds up toilet paper all over the bathroom, pulls all the kleenex out of the box and shreds it up, rips through packaged toilet paper and paper towels, digs in my plants no matter how much we spray her with a water bottle, pounces on the other 2 cats even though she's been warned by the grumpy cat, chases them all over the house and all we hear is cat fights, but do you think this little adorable kitty gives up?? NO!she keeps going back for more!
We keep our bedroom and bathroom doors closed, and no toilet paper on the roller.
Tonight she almost got thrown out in the cold...we have a drain in our basement that is like a clean out, water sits in it and we have to pour bleach and water down it to keep it from smelling and these little moth like bugs grow down in there if it's not cleaned...anyway...she has found the moth like flying things and she has pulled the drain cover which wasn't really attached to the floor, it had been laying there cuz it doesn't really fit down in the hole, so found it one morning that she had some toys down there and so we had to keep something over it until Lee got some goopy stuff to seal it. WELL.......Lee just sealed it yesterday and tonight I locked her in her roomy little laundry room/bathroom for about 10 minutes when I came down to take a shower and she was playing with a pencil and I watched her put her paw on the floor cover and pull it up with her claws!!! I had to put a bucket over the drain again! GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
She can be very sweet but she can be worse than all 3 of my kids as toddlers at one time!! Ok I just had to vent a little and now I am on my way to bed.
And yes, to you have asked, I am feeling better, still coughing up a lung, but taking medicine to loosen it all up :) TTFN